The Carpenter was the foremost of the Gods of Amerika. A Carpenter priest dressed in the "Paranoid Style" officiated the wedding of John Gault's granddaughter to Lord Glory Suspended On The Mild Morning Air, and complained that Odin's-day was a bad time to hold a Carpenter wedding. (PROSE: Print the Legend)

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